Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Happy Birthday, Simon John Spank Me Charles Patchouli Le Bon!!!

Haiku for Simon

You are fifty-one
Hotter than lizard mixtures
Or striped hungry wolves

You're as easy as
pink tiger spandex, long legs
a nuclear war

Come up and see us
Make us smile, do what you want
Running Wild Boy (Ga!)

I could spot those jowls
in a snowstorm, dear snowflake
Ever “blond” madness

Happy birthday, Simes
Keep on eating your Wheaties
And rocking your fans!

2 comments:

md said...

How about some haikus about JJ or Hershey Kiss or your family or your bosses? Simon Le Bon???????

HersheyKiss said...

Thanks for the good thoughts, md, but I'm good. I'll give you mine.