Did I See That Before?

In Deja Vu, Denzel plays an embittered investigator of a hot chick's murder. Somehow, he meets up with bloated Val Kilmer who introduces him to super-mind-f*ck science, i.e. a way to go back in time using tons of energy. Basically, it helps geeks watch babes take showers. In this scientific endeavor, you need a lot of nerdiness and sarcasm, all well done by Adam Goldberg who is as irritating as he is pointy and sullen. While Denzie watches the hot chick before she dies, you know he's going to fall in love (men always love hot dead chicks, see all 19th century French poetry) and try to bonify her (but in the past). Denzel is his usual self and Dish realized why the resistance: Denzie does the same thing over and over! I should advise these stars on how to spice up their careers. Denzel needs to cut some farts, walk into walls, do whip-its, and make us giggle in an inane comedy. Instead, he keeps going for that Oscar role or law enforcement guy. Snoresville!

Oh, speaking of snoresville, Lance Armstrong is coming out of retirement. It's hard for these people to stay home and count their money. Hello, Babs, Cher, Brett Favre, Clemens, Michael Jordan, Cher again. Goddessspeed, you people who can't let go. I don't blame you one bit.