Monday, September 29, 2008

The Frank Miller/Mickey Rourke Ticket

Star Sighting: Frank Miller in Hell's Kitchen, around 5pm. Dish adores Mr. Sin. He is a gentleman consumed by demons, both scary and delicious. While basking in the sanctity of his genius, I came up with a genius idea of my own:

Frank Miller for President
Mickey Rourke for Vice-President
Dish as Secretary of Defense AND Treasury (I'm not into defense or treasury but I could make it fun and, for once, I'd be able to fly First Class)

He agreed it was a good idea though he'd had me in mind for Secretary of State. Naw, I said. That would be slavery and I don't wanna travel so much. A slave to Miller and Rourke. Now there's an idea. Wink wink, crack of whip. As secretary, my first order of business would be the legalization of certain vices which I'm sure the VP would endorse. Then, I would make Gale Harold my Secretary of the Secretary of Defense and Treasury. I would treasure that.

Speaking of which...I was shocked at the niceness of Gale's character on last night's Desperate Housewives. So sweet, doting I'm not sure I believed it (I'm forgetting the singing). I'll have to watch more closely a few hundred times. Dear reader, the frightening part was not only GH's gorgeosity, but that he and Teri said some of the same words that me and ExBF17 exchanged, though I'm not traumatized over killing someone in a car accident (I only just got my new driver's license). Maybe that's why ExBF17 felt he had to leave in the middle. Or he couldn't stand to compete with GH's hotness and my fixation on the screen. Hmmmm. Romance is difficult.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Or he couldn't stand to compete with GH's hotness and my fixation on the screen. Exactly! You'll have to train the next bf to embrace your Gale obsession. I'm still working on that one with my husband. lol

It was great to see Gale again. I thought he looked gorgeous. There were even some swoon worthy lines like, "I'm in the mood for something hot" and "You can have it done fast or you can have it done right." Loved the black underwear, him stripping out of the painter's outfit, the singing and when the neighbors snapped a pic of him. Hopefully he'll be on all season. But I'd really like to see him as the lead on his own show.
S

Dish said...

Spouses need to understand that where Gale is concerned, prior commitments no longer apply. He is the ultimate game-changer, especially when it comes to hair. Has he EVER had a bad hair day?

My favorite lines of the show: "This'll only work another 500 times." or "Couldn't I hang around for a few months...?" Ugh. Can't wait till next Sunday...