I watched American Idol for the first time in a year and was swept away. Consider me promoted to 10th Degree Hag: In Love with Androgynous Man Far Too Gay and Young For Me. Adam Lambert is what happens when Phillip Oakley, the Goo Goo Dolls guy, Michael Hutchens, and Freddie Mercury have sex. He's a return to the 80s wet dream crooner. I wish I could wear that hairstyle. I wish I were that tall. I wish I could carry a tune. She has to win.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
New Crush
I watched American Idol for the first time in a year and was swept away. Consider me promoted to 10th Degree Hag: In Love with Androgynous Man Far Too Gay and Young For Me. Adam Lambert is what happens when Phillip Oakley, the Goo Goo Dolls guy, Michael Hutchens, and Freddie Mercury have sex. He's a return to the 80s wet dream crooner. I wish I could wear that hairstyle. I wish I were that tall. I wish I could carry a tune. She has to win.
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