Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Put On Your Sunday Shoes

It's official: Chace Crawford will star in the remake of Footloose. I'm asleep at the wheel. No one can replace Kevin Bacon in this mildly amusing flick. His large nostrils alone need a trailer. What does Chace have to offer?

I'm saddened that Kate Hudson keeps dating a string of losers and supposedly the latest is Madonna leftover A-Rod. She may be having fun, but I say, keep those legs closed. Athletes are bad news, unless you can catch them kissing the mirror. Just point at them and laugh.

No new news on what's Cruzing out of Penelope Cruz's orifices after food poisoning. Who else is pooping at Cannes? Dish has to know.

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