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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Does Tom Hanks Have Pig Nipples?
Given the obsession with female mammary glands, maybe we can create balance by probing revered icon Tom Hanks's breasts. A beloved reader asserts he has pig nipples. Dish doesn't notice the pepperoni slice so much as musculature, fur or flatness. But it might be true. You decide. Thanks to my friend for bringing this important issue to light. In the long run, they are all udders filled with fat.