Thursday, June 18, 2009

I Thought This One Was Going To Work

Another day, another divorce. Poor Piano Man and his young culinary wife. As Dr. Phil says, they need to earn their way out of the marriage. Did they get (high school guidance) counseling? I look to these celebs to be role models and here they go, splitting up when all they need are more hugs (and less weaving in and out of traffic in a drunken haze).

Maybe he'll go back to Christie Brinkley. A cheesy reprise of "Uptown Girl" would be a healing balm on the world. Dish will light a candle.

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