Gisele is pregnant. All the wild imaginings Dish had of two gorgeous people on their palatial honeymoon have borne fruit. Not only is G. showing Leo that she's moved on after his commitphobic ways but she's crapped on that ex-Big-stealing-statuesque-first-babymama Bridget Moynihan, cementing the fact that: Tom Brady is HERS! Forever! I would do the same because I desperately want to get sperminated by the handsome quarterback of a losing football team.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Proof that Gisele and Tom Have Intercourse!
Gisele is pregnant. All the wild imaginings Dish had of two gorgeous people on their palatial honeymoon have borne fruit. Not only is G. showing Leo that she's moved on after his commitphobic ways but she's crapped on that ex-Big-stealing-statuesque-first-babymama Bridget Moynihan, cementing the fact that: Tom Brady is HERS! Forever! I would do the same because I desperately want to get sperminated by the handsome quarterback of a losing football team.
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Given that dress, do we really know who impregnated her?
We really don't. And those puppies could slip out at any moment!
Maybe they'll have octuplets. Could Dish and Jj comment on the impending break-up of Jon and Kate and what it means for Gisele and Tom? And the world?
Kate and Octomom need to get some needle and thread. Overpopulation is a real problem. The breakup of Jon and Kate: just from reading the story of their romance, Dish knew instantly: He's Just Not That Into Her (and never was). These fame-whores need to raise their freaking litter. Regarding Tom and Gisele, the real concern is that they'll produce an ugly child. This is a serious and tragic phenomenon in Hollywood. I won't name names but when you mix godlike genes, you get Shrek. The exceptions: Brangelina and the Cruises.
WOW! A request for J.J. thoughts, there's a first. I usually spew before anyone has a chance to wonder what I might be thinking.
As for Gisele & Tom, who cares?? Same for Billy Joel and the young one. They are what I call "The Others". They live in that "other" world, you know- the glossy, clean, streamlined, easy one, where there are no rules and lots of money. Yes it is fun to "Dish" about them but the truth is that it's very sad. We as a society look up to these "others" with great envy. This is what we are to be jealous of, Fame? Beauty? Riches? What ever happened to SUBSTANCE? I'm not saying that they have no substance but we don't know since the mark they are making on the world has nothing to do with helping the unfortunate or doing something good.
As for Jon & Kate and The Octomom, these are the worst kind of people in our world! So green with envy over the "other" world, they purposefully make bad choices to acquire their 15 minutes of fame. I'm not sure what's worse, the making of these choices or societies interest in them.
Personally, I'm sick to death of all of it. Can we please have a discussion about equal rights, world peace and/or greenhouse gasses???
As much as Dish enjoys equal rights and greenhouse gasses, for five minutes (okay, an hour), I like to escape world troubles and be completely shallow. Hence, Dish.
I had some greenhouse gasses earlier this morning, but it's dissipated.
Me too! Never eat spicy Asian cabbage salad after 11pm.
That's a promise!
Thank you for the witty and substantial conversation!! It renews a bit of hope in the USA!
Thanks, Mom! Or Exbf18!
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