Monday, June 15, 2009

Mommy, Can I Have Some Viagra?

I love reading the Post's Andrea Peyser even though I mostly disagree with her. She writes a juicy column and highlights the latest outrage. Today, we're on the same page as she brings to light recent white female bashing by David Letterman and Conan O'Brien. The last two years of Hillary bashing were pretty epic with her "pimping" out her adult daughter for the campaign (the Cheney girls helped their parents, too, but no one touched Dick), along with middle-aged white men (mostly on Fox but pretty rampant across the channels) growing red in the face over Hillary's audacity at every turn. I calm myself down over this issue when I imagine these guys must pop a lot of blue pills and get angry about it. Who else to blame for shameful limpness but Mommy? How can she be powerful when I'm not? I'm disappointed Conan went the frigid-Jewish-wife route. How cliche and unfunny. Doesn't he know how many women cheat because their spouses are sexual camels (either too ashamed to take the blue pill or are just too immature to channel marital ennui)?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm mad at these guys.

Dish said...

You know if they'd made black or gay jokes, there'd be a march on Washington. Grrrrr.