If you watched last night's Samantha Who? you witnessed the height of stupidity. Christina Applegate had the PERFECT chance to make out with/sleep with/marry John Taylor and she blew it by expressing her love for him. Even Dish, who almost barfed on Jon Tenney twice, knows you never ever show interest in a celebrity--at least not to their faces. They hate gushing (especially of the vomitatious kind on their tassled loafers). If Christina had really wanted to succeed, she would have shown revulsion--though with John Taylor, it would have taken SEVERE acting chops, meds and hypnosis. Well, that's what Dish would need, along with an ice pack for the bump on my head after I fainted.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Rules for Dating a Rock Star (or Anyone)
If you watched last night's Samantha Who? you witnessed the height of stupidity. Christina Applegate had the PERFECT chance to make out with/sleep with/marry John Taylor and she blew it by expressing her love for him. Even Dish, who almost barfed on Jon Tenney twice, knows you never ever show interest in a celebrity--at least not to their faces. They hate gushing (especially of the vomitatious kind on their tassled loafers). If Christina had really wanted to succeed, she would have shown revulsion--though with John Taylor, it would have taken SEVERE acting chops, meds and hypnosis. Well, that's what Dish would need, along with an ice pack for the bump on my head after I fainted.
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