Maybe I'm prejudiced in that I feel Gale Harold should be on TV at all times, preferably without his shirt on. While I was in denial through his absence from the Desperate Housewives credits, by 10pm it was clear: Gale is gone. Teri Crapper married Boring Mike again, turning Dana Delaney all crazy-pants. DO YOU BLAME HER? Why would she be friends with that skitzy wh*re after she stole her husband? How could these two fight over one super-soporific dead clunker of a man? My favorite moment was when Felicity Huffman claimed her abs were ruined from having four children, but then you see her rock-hard perfect belly during the ultra-sound on her twins. Brothers & Sisters was a precious spat-fest between Patricia and Sally, who seemed to have misinserted their tampons. Patricia and Ken Olin will do anything to get in the same frame and recreate their Thirty Something cutesiness. Kitty's swollen nodes on her neck: it always starts out with someone having an endless flu and thinking it's nothing. Remember Terms of Endearment--Yeah, IT'S BEEN DONE, WRITERS. Hope Sally will have a screaming Shirley MacLaine sh*tfit to get Kitty her PIILLLLLSSSSS! Why can't one of the male characters get cancer? It's always so the women can wear their beautiful long headscarves, be pale and maybe get nominated for an Emmy. Thank goodness, his Royal Godliness Julian McMahon got breast cancer on Nip/Tuck. Someone on these shows needs to get ball cancer. Or...go gay. Equal treatment, please.That was more of a rant than I expected. Dish is really feeling the love, planning her wedding and picking out Godiva truffles and large martini glasses in case the groom never shows. A girl is always prepared and just fine as she is.
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Interestingly, SideKick and I just watched the Sunday night line up tonight, Monday, thanking the heavens for recording devices that allowed us to watch the Amazing Race (aka the best show ever put over the airwaves)live and in person.(And along those lines, did you happen to see the scrumptious homosexual brothers?) Anyhow .. we thought of Dish when it was apparent that GH was not returning. Kindly accept our sympathy. At the same time, kindly accept our RSVP before the embossed invitation actually arrives, as we'll be delighted to attend the nuptials. Just make sure the invitation doesn't say "so and so requests the honour of your presence" because we find the "honour" to be simply "gaiye". You'll have to ask SideKick about the last wedding we attended. Suffice it to say we expect a significant amount of booze, and not just Mogan David.
Mother Dish will throw the bash and you'd better believe there will be plenty of liquid refreshment. Otherwise Dish Brother and Dish Stepfather would not show up either. Perhaps there will be an alternate party. What's the date on this?
Yay! Huge party with liquid refreshments for everyone! Not sure when the wedding will take place. Always wanted a winter wedding but don't think groom will be viable right then. All I know is: I'm wearing RED.
Aren't these low IQ shows, Dish? What is the target audience, middle school?
You're right, Anonymous. Though I would offer Modern Family as a more intelligent and relevant offering. Most of what's on TV is Sucktown.
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