While it breaks my heart in many pieces, I approve of the Jessica Simpson/Gerard Butler flirtation. She’s been through the wringer this year with fat jokes, a big break-up, cursing the Dallas Cowboys, and having her dog get chewed up by a coyote. She might need a little Gerard-love. Or maybe he’s the last thing she needs. I can almost see him giving her the clap and spreading it across Hollywood. Which brings me back to bathing him in Purrell before a makeout session, along with five condoms for any encounter. We need to combat the beer sweat and the VD. Gerald himself is irresistible.
(Would totally still make out with him if TG weren’t around. Can say this because Gerard isn’t anywhere near Dish right now so don’t have dilemma of picking celeb vs True Love. Dare I say it would be a close call?)
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Jessica Simpson? Dumb, Untalented Koos; Bad Implants, Bad Haircolor!
Gerard Butler? Put Your Stank On Me!
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Careful with the clap! I hear it spreads quickly, lays it on thick, but then fortunately disappears abruptly. One must be exceedingly careful!
Dish is lucky to have such good friends who pass on excellent advice. Wish that the world were full of people with such wisdom.
Anonymous, it's true. I'm very lucky. I can't live without my JJ and Hershey fixes!
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