Why am I not scandalized or outraged by David Letterman's wayward weiner? Maybe because it's not an attractive image for me--his having sex with "staffers" or anyone else. Celebs seem to be making their sex-nouncements on TV and it's getting tedious. I care for about five minutes, then I forget. Maybe it would be more interesting if he had sex with a kangaroo.Bigger news: Olympics in Rio, which means Duran Duran's "Rio" will get tons of airplay and more money for the boys and perhaps a DD tour again through the US? We won't mention that Rio isn't even about Rio. I was surprised by the choice since Rio is supposedly riddled with crime...unlike Chicago.
Dish's wedding update: The groom wants a female rabbi with a beard pasted on. I want a Wiccan priestess. We might settle for justice of the peace but the big party was approved. The groom said he'd love to have Duran Duran playing throughout. That's enough on which to base our marriage.
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City hall and party, please. All the parents are too old. In fact, could we hold the party in a nursing home?
The parents will outdrink the children, which will be fun to watch!
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