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Dish played the bored housewife and decided to go to sleep at 6 pm. Like Penelope Cruz, maybe I could sleep for 12 hours. Fate intervened and now I'm watching Suze Orman.

So Clay Aiken bashed Adam Lambert. Nothing like seeing two girls fighting, though the bashing seemed unprovoked and Clay just wants attention. Don't we all? Why be mean unless it's really deserved (like why are the Kardashians on TV)?

I watched my first Jon & Kate + 8 show and what a disaster. That marriage seems like the trashy version of The Way We Were. Dish's take has always been: Hubbel never loved Babs to begin with! He boinked her when he was wasted and she made up this big fantasy about their love and he thought, why not, she'll boink me right after I've barfed. Within five seconds he's like, WTF did I sign up for? With Jon and Kate--same thing. Only they're screwed because they have a million kids. Which will screw up their kids, though I hope not. Maybe they can find a way to be good parents and get those TV cameras out of there!

Parting thought: I'm so glad Angelina didn't wear her usual black. A bright color at last. I've waited years.