Happy: That Michelle Pfeiffer could reprise her role as Catwoman. Does this mean Sean Young will go apesh*t again? Meow.Lame: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo (who are they?) broke up. The South Carolina governor admitted to an affair. Thus, Dish is running out to get married right this second. Wearing a shiny catsuit.
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Mark Sanford, the holier than thou governor from South Carolina. No, I won't take stimulus money .. we don't need no education in South Carolina. Family values. Love Jesus. The fags can't git married cause it's for us straight people. I laugh wholeheartedly at the stupidity of stupid people being caught in their own stupidity. Too bad it's not so laughable.
Thank goodness marriage is only for heterosexuals. They're doing such a fine job with it, we wouldn't want to mess it up. Imagine if the Bachelor had to have homos on it? If Brittany Spears could do a quickie Las Vegas "I do" with Lindsay Lohan? The world would stop spinning on its axis! You go, heteros! You go, Mark Sanford! Screw whatever you want, heck, you're straight and you're married, and I know you love Jesus, so it's your right.
Amen! I just want to go to gay weddings. They'd probably be the most fun!
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