Tuesday, June 09, 2009

More Shocking News!

Adam Clambake has FINALLY come out as a homosexual. Next week, Dish is coming out as a giant Raggedy Ann doll. But really, it's a sad day. I had such high hopes Young Gay Adam would switch at the last minute--maybe find interest in an atonal 40-year-old spinster with a blog.

Not so much in television: I tuned in to Gene Simmons's Family Jewels but it was like watching paint dry. This family can't act, even in reality! There is something sexy about Gene, much as I try to deny it. The hair is getting Seagal-ish, though.

Last night's The Closer, well, let's just say I got my dishes done. Pardon all the negativity (we knew the positive stuff would last five minutes), I'm overworked and under the weather.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get better, Ms. Dish. Could we have your picture as a giant raggedy ann doll on the blog?

HersheyKiss said...

Although you may be slightly crushed by your crush, it's ultimately best that Adam acknowledges the team for which he plays. Honesty is always the best policy ... fessing up to your true feelings and letting those who care know where you stand. To do otherwise is unforgiveable.

Dish said...

Thanks, Anonymous. Dish is back and BETTER THAN EVER! Will post pics soon of Raggedy Ann coming out! And Hershey, you're a wonderful friend. Merci pour ton wisdom.