Let Me Eat Steak

Deep Dish Thoughts:

1. When working hard and ignoring social life (as Dish is doing until end of July), it's okay to eat red meat five times a week.
2. Retardation is when you can't open an envelope without a letter opener. Guilty!
3. Chicken fajitas + The Cosby Show = Nightmares that wake you up in a cold sweat at 3am.
4. Prince Harry's visit to NYC is distracting when trying to read Rousseau in the original French.
5. Would rather see Obama's boobies than LBJ's. Glad we've come so far in Presidential hotness and displays of such. Keep it coming. But I want to see Sotomayor in a thong. It'll give Rush Limbaugh a massive heart attack.
6. Sleeping through Justin Timberlake on SNL a second time = very frustrating!
7. Never rest on laurels, or buy Cool Whip and Pistachio ice cream after doctor says you've lost weight and are in fantastic shape. Fatness is just a spoonful away.
8. Adam Lambert is so last week. (still love him)
9. Work, because nothing new is on TV until September, unless you count The Closer. Maybe they'll knock Brenda up--unless Fritz is shooting blanks. (pun intended!)
10. Crackwhore Pink is an excellent shade for the toes.
11. Green Day's new song was phoned in. No new music!
12. Pray for families of Air France disaster. Sigh. Just when Dish was ready for a trip to Paris...
13. Pray Dick Cheney shuts his big fat face, though like his new stance on gay marriage.
14. Susan Boyle went bonkers after being #2 on talent show. I don't like being #2 either.
15. Don't burn steak!
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