Sunday, March 25, 2012

I Know Where Snooki Is Right Now!

Dishbrotherhusband will be in her midst very soon, but I'm discreet. I'll stay mum until I get some down and dirty details about the girl TG wishes were his daughter. Is she drinking? How big is the bump? What will her stomach contents be?

I could make jokes about Dick Cheney getting a heart transplant but I won't. I just feel bad for the person who contributed the organ. Dish doesn't want bad karma! Maybe a new heart will lessen Dick's d*ckiness.

Right now the perfect storm has blown out my DVR: The Good Wife, Desperate Housewives, Mad Men, and Snapped. I will watch them all.

I think I need to go on a TV fast. I can't form a coherent sentence.

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