No Appetite for The Hunger Games

I'm getting under the covers until The Hunger Games goes away. Too many colleagues are buzzing, it's on the cover of People, the costumes/makeup look weird and I cannot wait for normal movies to return. Couple this with another dark Johnny Depp movie, all the freaking Snow White flicks and I want to dive into a pool of non-3-D reality. I read the first few pages of The Hunger Games and like a fussy baby, I couldn't latch on. Is this the season's Twilight only apocalyptic? Also, the movie poster of Jennifer Lawrence about to launch an arrow, well, it brought back the trauma of Kevin Costner's Robin Hood movie. Archery should be confined to Geena Davis and action movies where the villain is particularly twisted.

Stars with Potentially Bad Personalities:

More Tiger Woods dirty laundry is being aired by his former coach Hank Haney. If you didn't think Tiger was a tool before, Hank states that Tiger devoured porn and demanded that staff follow him, even before they finished their meals. Dish sees Woods's failing as simply a lack of character.

Staffers are starting to trash Rosie over her OWN show. Who knows where the truth lies, though she really hasn't maintained anything steady since her own show in the late 90s--which everyone loved. Now she's kind of this polarizing celeb. I like her when she's *on*. Wish she were still on The View instead of Hasselbeck. I just do.

Kris Jenner Tweeted her naked pregnant self to celebrate her son's birthday, covering up her melons, of course. Oedipus lives. I'd be so mortified, but as a celebriholic, I'm thrilled.