Jessica Simpson's Ex's Wife Is Also Preggooo!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Milli Vanilli Lachey confirmed that they have a bun in the oven! This is the most exciting thing they've done since Nick and Jessica had their own reality show. Snooki too--pregnated. I'm surprised we haven't seen footage of morning sickness.

Kim Kardashian has given twice the amount of her wedding gifts to charity. Allegedly, she got 100K worth of gifts, which seems low. Wonder if return of so many gifts would be logistical nightmare and perhaps double donation to charity the best thing. Dish is such a good organizer, those gifts would have been returned within a week of last Halloween when the news broke. Lost opportunities. Let's all forgive and forget.

I'm watching Gossip Girl and am now writing in Blair Waldorf for President.

Evan Rachel Wood is out-acting everyone in Mildred Pierce. Dish started out life as the spoiled and bratty Veda, but something happened on the way to the forum. Fewer headaches for everyone.