Monday, March 12, 2012

What Did You Think of Last Night's Desperate Housewives?

I won't give away what happened, but let's just say Dish has waited for this character to get killed off for years. He or she was nice enough but who wants real life on their televisions? Now, if only a few more would die. Bring back Gale Harold and Nicollette!

It seems Halle Berry is really engaged to her Frenchie Olivier Martinez who used to date Kylie Minogue. We all remember him as the one who brought desperate housewife Diane Lane back to sexual arousal and then he got clocked with a snow globe by Richard Gere. Congrats, you crazy enfants!

So, Jon Hamm called Kim Kardashian an effing idiot and she called him "careless" for dissing her. I swear, Twitter and FB has made it impossible to talk bitchily behind someone's back.

Okay, I'm watching The Bachelor. Must watch Ben make the biggest mistake of his life.

3 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

It was to be expected. Mike wasn't one of the housewives, so saying goodbye to him a few weeks early allows us to concentrate on them. Maybe Carlos will depart as well. I'm getting concerned, though, that DH might end like Seinfeld. I hope there is something spectacular planned, and not just a jail cell!

Dish said...

I sort of like Carlos and Tom--they're both insane. Why didn't Felicity let her nemesis choke on the cheese puff? No one would have known...

This is what happens when you watch too much Snapped!

They *must* have something spectacular planned after the suffering they put us through these last couple years.

Dish said...

I know what'll happen. The big reveal: Bree has a penis.